ashtonpinkman:

calum looks like a hot mechanic’s son who is helping his dad with work and when you bring your car to the repair shop he’s shirtless and all dirty and he flirts with you all the time and the day you come back to pick up your car you find a little note taped on the steering wheel with his number written on it i’m sweat

(via happycoocoo)

relahvant:

when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it

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(via laugh-addict)

drunkblogging:

here’s ya boy

yosssarian:

if pooh bear can wear a crop top so can i

(Source: captyosssarian, via joshpeck)

dietcrush:

don’t change your url without consulting me first that’s disrespectful and I will not have it

(via oomshi)

clannyphantom:

call the police

homebeccer:

"oh my god stop criticizing young girls who like 50 Shades of Gray or Twilight you can’t tell them what they can and can’t read"

no we can’t but we have to protect young girls from mistaking abusive behavior for genuine affection at all costs

(via rhydonmyhardon)

asian:

*makes up for ugly face with semi-okay personality*

(via wodley)

lmaoalien:

waiter: hi what would you like to drink?
me: coke please
waiter: sorry we only have meth is that fine?

(via laugh-addict)