urbancatfitters:

idk what i’m doing w/ my life but i know i’m doing it wrong

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when attractive people have low standards

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(Source: bukkokay, via lolsofunny)

I divide all readers into two classes; those who read to remember and those who read to forget.  —William Lyon Phelps (via observando)

shisno:

foxyplaydate:

supermoclel:

fuckaclevername87:

supermoclel:

thatskrillmau5chick:

supermoclel:

a brony called me unattractive

that’s

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right

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he

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me

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ugly

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because i have hair on my legs

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Self…

She’s pretty and all, but damn, those legs need to be shaved

thesoldierfromthemountains:

earthdad:

a cute snail eating a strawberry
u just take ur time there lil buddy

ANYONE ELSE FIRST THINK THAT THIS FREAKING SNAIL UNHINGED IT’S HUGEASS JAW OH MY GOD
tinaluvsu:

God Elton can’t you suck!?

Men and women are equal. Fucking period. No, shut the fuck up. Yes. Fucking equal.

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epic-humor:

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

(Source: squidwurd, via emptyforest)

the-misadventures-of-lele:

squidwurd:

condommodel:

today at work someone tipped me a potato

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in some countries that is a marriage proposal

Even the potato looks confused

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